They Call Us Children, and They Treat Us Like Mice

*looks at places to get haircuts*

*finds places that charge $19 and up for Men’s haircuts, $29 and up for Women’s haircuts*

what is this bullshit. I really hope I get charged based on the length of my hair and not my sex. cause my hair is already short, I just need like an inch or two lopped off so I can regain my sanity


Disney Sidekicks Week | Day 3 - Favourite Sidekick Song |
→ “Welcome” from Brother Bear (2003) ;; Remembering loved ones departed / Someone dear to your heart / Finding love, and planning a future / Telling stories and laughing with friends / Precious moments you’ll never forget”


asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: AUSTRALIA

Originally located in Arnhem Land, The Australian College of Sorcery and Witchcraft was a sprawling campus of large huts that eventually coalesced into one single structure. The school separated from mainland Australia soon after British settlement in order escape diseases that killed a large portion of the indigenous population. Ever since, the school has been drifting haphazardly along the Australian coast. Every year, a team of witches and wizards must be employed to anchor the floating campus so students don’t have to go on a cat-and-mouse chase at the beginning of the year in order to attend school (a frustrating endeavour which often results in the postponing of classes due to the lack of a present student population). Due to the campus’s exposure to ocean-life, the College of Sorcery and Witchcraft boasts incredibly extensive courses in aquatic creature studies, and is held in high esteem by the international wizarding community for its innovations in water magic. 

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like


rraaaarrl:

PUPPY LET ME LOVE YOU [x]


katzbalger:

Our favorites day 14-16


favorite fictional ladies elizabeth comstock / anna dewitt (bioshock infinite)

"rapture runs on children. little girls with gold growing in their bellies. i’m not gonna break any cycle. if i’m lucky, maybe i can dent it… just a little."

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amelia-e-shepard:

one of my favorite things about skyrim is that u can get gay inter-species married and nobody questions it or gives you shit about it


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— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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